he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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