'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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