plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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