i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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