Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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