He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize