I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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