so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
They have beer where we have blood.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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