I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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