If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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