I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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