did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just gift wrapped bread.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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