I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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