Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
