I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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