We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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