Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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