I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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