I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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