3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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