There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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