So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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