You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
tell me about the fingering
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