Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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