similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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