Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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