ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
