Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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