and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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