You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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