he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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