that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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