dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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