You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This girl is more easily done than said...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
