oh god the rape fog is back!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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