in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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