Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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