And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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