I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
So squirting runs in the family.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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