i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
