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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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