On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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