How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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