Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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