No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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