We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize