I just saw a hot homeless man
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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