i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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