sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
