let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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