yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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