is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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