Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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