Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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