is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pappa wants mamma naked
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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