She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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