Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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