Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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