Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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